A witty one-liner will help the Best Man set the celebratory mood for any wedding. However, most one-liners tend to make the Bride a little nervous and sometimes, if carried too far, make her displeased.

Here are some funny one liners sure to please the bride but not in the least, to offend the groom.

1. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

2. A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

3. A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.

4. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

5. How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows. It's never happened.

6. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.

7. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their brains? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

8. A Bride is - A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

9. A Spouse is - Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single in the first place.

10. Every woman should marry. After all, happiness isn’t everything in life!

Let the Bride take center stage and feel happy on the most special day of her life. Include these one-liners and modify them with real names and situations to make your speech more interesting.

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